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gilstrap
Jul 02, 2009, 02:17 PM
im sticking my two pence in ..on the fighting debate....im not taking the piss but id like some responses

1) bruce lee v jackie chan

2) chuck norris v mr t

3) van dam v segal

4)rocky v jon voight ( the champ )

michael jorden v shack o neil

OneTruth13
Jul 02, 2009, 02:41 PM
1. lee
2. chuck
3.they are both twat's
4. rocky
5. jordan

gilstrap
Jul 02, 2009, 02:46 PM
im gonna do a poll on this ....and hey who you calling a twat i was once thinking of growing a fucking pony tail like segal ...hes one cool mother fu...er

texaswolf
Jul 02, 2009, 03:04 PM
1. Chan
2. Chuck
3. Van Damme
4. Rocky
5. Shaq

olinek
Jul 02, 2009, 03:55 PM
1) Bruce Lee already kicked Jackie Chan's ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTl_ZSaeDBo

God damn Bruce Lee is so fucking cool. They are both legends.

When I was a small child there was only 2 types of movies I enjoyed:

movies with Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

and moves about pirates (captain blood, son of captain blood, treasure island.. Disney hadn't given pirates a bad name yet).

The rest is nonsense. I guess Mr T isn't but the rest are.

Journeyman
Jul 02, 2009, 04:29 PM
1. See above... in films or in real life
2. Mr. T pities the fool...chuck pities Mr. T
3. who cares?
4. rocky all the way
5. probably jordan. I would like to see this one-all of them actually.

olinek
Jul 02, 2009, 04:31 PM
whats with all the Rocky love. I always thought Rocky was a loser.

Stallone was probably best in his first movie (a hardcore porno lol).

Journeyman
Jul 02, 2009, 04:37 PM
rocky? well the good thing about him is he's kinda based on rocky marciano, who was darn hardcore. 49-0. The only one who would beat marciano would be tyson imo.

olinek
Jul 02, 2009, 04:45 PM
rocky? well the good thing about him is he's kinda based on rocky marciano, who was darn hardcore. 49-0. The only one who would beat marciano would be tyson imo.

I see. I just never liked boxing I guess ahha. Im still sold that kicking people in the skull is the most epic way to fight.

Journeyman
Jul 02, 2009, 04:47 PM
Im still sold that kicking people in the skull is the most epic way to fight.

boxing is good...but things get interesting when you can use your feet and knees.

Cheeze_Baron
Jul 03, 2009, 12:38 AM
1) This is hard, Lee is the man but Chan's body can take anything(just watch the fail reel at the end of his movies), but Lee is still THE MAN!

2)Hmmm, Chuck can make the universe his bitch, but Mr. T was apart of the A Team, took the belt from Rocky and tagged w/ Hulk Hogan, sorry Texas Ranger my moneys on Mr. T.

3)Seagal would mangle Van Dam with wrist lock after wrist lock and then throw him out a second story window and then run from the scene like a girl.

4)Rocky would win with his superior "block-every-punch-w/-your-face" strategy, he'll win by tiring out his opponent and then pummel him with loopy overhand punches.

5)I'm guessing these two would be one on one in a ball game and not fighting with there fists, but even then Jordon would still come out on top, then he can beat Shaq at baseball and any other sport he meddled with.

MF!
Jul 03, 2009, 09:17 PM
LOL at this post

1) bruce lee (he`s friggin bruce lee, i mean BRUCE LEE... gud point about jackie taking hits tho)
2) mr t, as long as he takes off those gold chains that hold back his true strength. He wears them like piccolo rocks his weighted cape
3) van dam (hes a friggin ninja that won kumite after all)
4) rocky (he`s still around makin movies after all....whatever happened to segul?)
5) michael jorden (shaq is just big. he got nuthin on jordons skills)

PS: was that really jackie in that little enter the dragon clip?

Journeyman
Jul 03, 2009, 09:20 PM
PS: was that really jackie in that little enter the dragon clip?

Yeah it was. 1973, he was an extra back then.

gilstrap
Jul 04, 2009, 05:09 AM
heres another one

joe rogan v dana white

the master ( lee van cleef) v batman ( adam west)

brad pitt v george clooney

thunderlips v hulk hogan

kung fu v the gimp ( pulp fiction )

answers on a postcard please

Erik
Jul 04, 2009, 07:50 AM
im sticking my two pence in ..on the fighting debate....im not taking the piss but id like some responses

1) bruce lee v jackie chan

In a straight out fight - Bruce Lee. In a room full of stuff - Jackie Chan.


2) chuck norris v mr t

Chuck Norris. He was a full contact Karate world champion. Undefeated for 9 years until he retired.


3) van dam v segal

Hmmm. Hard choice. Van Damme was fast and flexible, but Segal sort of knew his stuff (though there's a story that Gene Labelle choked him until he pissed himself). I think I'll go with Van Damme. And apparently the movie JVD was stunning in that you got to see him take a good, hard look at himself and not come out on the winning side of it.


4)rocky v jon voight ( the champ )

Acting or fighting?


5. michael jorden v shack o neil

Basketball - Jordan. Fighting - Shaq (if he can catch Jordan)

texaswolf
Jul 04, 2009, 11:06 AM
heres another one

joe rogan v dana white

the master ( lee van cleef) v batman ( adam west)

brad pitt v george clooney

thunderlips v hulk hogan

kung fu v the gimp ( pulp fiction )

answers on a postcard please

1. Joe Rogan (He is a black belt in TKD. http://www.blackbeltmag.com/archives/132)

2. Lee Van Cleef

3. Brad Pitt

4. Hulk Hogan (Who is thunderlips?)

5. Kung Fu

My postcard is in the mail. :lol:

gilstrap
Jul 04, 2009, 11:15 AM
your showing your age ...hulk hogan played thunderlips in rocky 3 ...kung fu v the gimp was a bit sick really its a bit of a play on how david carradine died...

its not everyones cup of tea but thats british humour

texaswolf
Jul 04, 2009, 12:04 PM
your showing your age ...hulk hogan played thunderlips in rocky 3 ...kung fu v the gimp was a bit sick really its a bit of a play on how david carradine died...

its not everyones cup of tea but thats british humour

Now I remember who thunderlips was. I am just a young whippersnapper at 29 though.

OneTruth13
Jul 04, 2009, 12:52 PM
kung fu v the gimp ( pulp fiction )



you are one sick dude...the gimp wins, he just chokes on the red ball, kung fu chokes on...well himself!

lameasswastaken
Jul 07, 2009, 02:23 AM
1) bruce lee v jackie chan...draw. double KO.

2) chuck norris v mr t... chuck is a brown belt by machado in brazillian ju jitsu, so skill wise he wins by total gym smash.

3) van dam v segal Van dam spinning heel kick, segal shits himself and van wins.

4)rocky v jon voight ( the champ ) . who the fuck is jon voight?

michael jorden v shack o neil ...neither they both suck

mattdude
Jul 07, 2009, 04:44 AM
1) jackie chan

2) chuck norris

4)rocky

5) shack would fall and land on jorden, and bother would die.

batman

george clooney

Raja
Jul 07, 2009, 02:21 PM
I'd concur with Erik's analysis.

But the ultimate question is spiderman vs batman...

gilstrap
Jul 07, 2009, 02:51 PM
spiderman every time ...batmans got no genuine super hero powers ..spiderman can stick to the wall eau natural ...so if they where to fight in a public swimmimg pool wearing speedos batman would have no power ...allthough how effective soggy webbing is i dont know

mattdude
Jul 07, 2009, 05:07 PM
I have a better one

Iron man Vs Batman

Journeyman
Jul 07, 2009, 06:31 PM
I have a better one

Iron man Vs Batman

How is that better? Iron Man is practically invincible.


.....and yet......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywu1DeqXTg4

olinek
Jul 08, 2009, 02:45 PM
i was never into comics, but I seen that first spiderman movie. Maybe it was just the actor, but spiderman seems like quite a hmm... "bitch". He's got feelings and stuff.. unacceptable.

As for Joe ROgan vs Dana white.

Joe rogan is actually pretty sweet it turns out. Yea that show fear factor was ridiculous but the guy is actually hilarious and he is intelligent too.

Its funny watching UFC. ALl that Mike GOldberg guy does is repeat what Joe Rogan says, you can tell he knows dick all about martial arts.

Raja
Jul 09, 2009, 12:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWvT8hYf0qQ


Sometimes when people ask me if I'm Indian, I say no...

texaswolf
Jul 09, 2009, 12:30 AM
Ahh, Bollywood. How about trying your own hand at directing a Bollywood movie?

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?lang=uk

Raja
Jul 09, 2009, 12:36 AM
Lol! I should make a workout video Bollywood style....:idea:

thanks for the idea texaswolf, might actually try this out.

Bissen
May 18, 2010, 06:08 AM
Lee vs. Chan: Chan. I personally think Jackie would win - I have the idea that's he's more agile in terms of falling, being creative and coping with pain. I don't know though. Maybe also because he's m favorite :D

Norris vs. Mr. T: I don't know Mr. T, but Chuck beats up everyone, lol.
Van Dam(me?) vs. Segal: Segal. Van Damme is gross.
Rocky vs. Jon Voight: Don't know Voight... Eeeh.. Rocky.